Admit it: when you found out Ben Affleck would be the new Batman, this is 100% what you imagined. Let's all take a moment to thank Pete Holmes for making our dream a reality.


NSFW alert: there is some wicked adult language.


"The Pete Holmes Show" premieres Monday, October 28 at midnight on TBS, right after Conan.


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