Kanye, you keep taking the bait and blowing up

Sweet yeezus!

The Kardashians don’t have a normal life, but when you bring in the Kanye West element, we can’t imagine what it’s like. The Kardashians plus Kanye plus a newborn would equal warfare in our homes, not that we promote violence.

Kanye just falls victim to the bait, that’s the thing. When Jimmy Kimmel has fun with you (Kanye got enraged last week when Kimmel poked fun at him on Twitter) … I mean, look, this is just how the game works.

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Kanye knows there are photographers waiting for him at 4 a.m. and we know it’s terrible, but they go, “How you doing,” and he goes, “HOW DO YOU THINK I’M DOING, it’s four in the morning, you’re at my house!” The photographers want that reaction; that’s what sells their pictures.

And then there’s Khloe and the situation with husband Lamar Odom, who is reported to be struggling with drugs. But of all the Kardashian girls, Khloe had the toughest time growing up, she just did. And she’s developed a lot of moxie and a lot of heart.

Khloe has a very tender heart, so as mad as she is, there’s a tenderness toward this man that she really did love. The irony is the whole family loves him. Lamar is a good guy, and it’s just sad all around. Their relationship wasn’t for show — everything was real.

By the way, we don’t like Kim as a blond. Being a brunette just flatters her more. You wouldn’t want to see Sophia Loren as a blond; it’s part of the allure. She won’t be blond for long, we’re sure, so don’t lose sleep over it. That sultry dark hair is the way it should be.

FOX’S BIG LESSON IN SURVIVAL

We're blown away by Michael J. Fox telling Rolling Stone that he wouldn't give up Parkinson's Disease. "If I walked into a room with God or Buddha or Bill Gates or Sergey Brin or whoever could figure out a way to fix it for me, I don't think I'd do it," he told the magazine. That's a picture of grace, right?

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While it’s shocking to hear that statement, when you think about it, you sort of get it.

HK: I don’t mean to personalize it, but for me, as a cancer survivor, I know that my life has changed infinitely because of that diagnosis.

It gave me a courage that I didn’t think I had. I’m convinced I’m working with Kathie Lee because when I was sick with cancer, I had one of those epiphanies, a “You can’t scare me” moment, and I went to the big bosses and said, “You know what, I want this job” (on “Today”).

I would have never done that before; I would have waited to be noticed. But it gave me that kind of strength. I don’t know what strength Fox got from his illness, but if he’s saying something like that, he got something big.

TAHITI’S GOT THE WRITE STUFF

Elizabeth Gilbert, the author of “Eat, Pray, Love,” has a new book! Parts of “The Signature of All Things” takes place in Tahiti, and if we were researching a book and we could research anywhere, Tahiti would definitely be on the list.

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That makes it instantly a legitimate business expense. The woman is smart. It’s so she can eat and pray in Tahiti.

KLG: You should eat and love and then pray that you’ve made the right choices about what you ate and what you loved. I don’t think she had it in the right order.

WE’RE TOO LATE IN GETTING THAT ‘BAD’ ATTITUDE

Good for “Breaking Bad.” We never saw it, but like 10 million people watched. That’s a huge number. It seems to have been such a community event, and if you’re not in the “Breaking Bad” club you are a loser, and we’re LOSERS. WE hate when people bring it up, we hate when they spoof it on “SNL.” We’re like, ‘WHAT IS THE FUNNY PART? DID YOU COOK THE METH? ARE YOU DEAD? WHO ARE YOU?’ We hate being left out. And it’s dark and depressing. Why is everyone watching it?

KLG: Hoda’s life is already dark and depressing. She doesn’t need any more.

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KLG: I have an iPhone! I’ve been tweeting!

HK: She’s tweeted pictures of (her dogs) Bambino and Frank.

KLG: I even Googled the other day. I was looking for a friend’s sex tape and no, and I’m not telling you who.

HK: She loves texts.

We heard there’s even a gold iPhone — but it’s not real gold, so what’s the point? After Hoda’s phone got wrecked on the air (she accidentally showed “Today” cameras her phone number) she got another iPhone 4. But the only really interesting thing we hear is that you can unlock the iPhone 5 with your nipple!

KLG: I wonder if it works with other parts of the anatomy?

SINGING PRAISES OF NEW ‘ANNIE’

This “Annie” film remake sounds incredible. It stars Jamie Foxx and Quvenzhané Wallis and WE LOVE HER! The bit of interesting casting that we don’t quite understand is Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan.

Watch Kathie Lee and Hoda every day at 10 a.m. during the fourth hour of NBC's "Today" show.