Monday, September 30, 2013

Taylor Swift's 'The Giver' Role Confirmed As Singer Joins Upcoming Adaptation





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Taylor Swift is returning to the big screen with a part in the upcoming adaptation of "The Giver." The 23-year-old singer, who previously appeared in the romantic-comedy "Valentine's Day," and played a bit role in the Fox series "New Girl," has nabbed a supporting part in the film version of the celebrated 1993 novel.


Rumors that Swift would appear in the upcoming movie made the rounds last week, when Page Six reported that the singer had been introduced to one of the film's actors, Brenton Thwaites, by Weinstein Co. boss, Harvey Weinstein.


It was also announced last week that Katie Holmes had also joined the cast of "The Giver," which already includes Thwaites, Meryl Streep, and Jeff Bridges.


Penned by Lois Lowry, "The Giver" tells the story of a young boy named Jonas who is living in a utopian society. He is chosen to train as the Receiver of Memories for the society, learning from the community's Giver. The film adaptation of "The Giver" will reportedly be directed by Phillip Noyce ("Salt") and is scheduled to arrive in theaters in August 2014.



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'Game Of Thrones': Purple Wedding Sure To Be 'Memorable'

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If you thought the Red Wedding on "Game Of Thrones" was the wedding of the century, think again.


In Season 4 of the hit HBO series, there's going to be another colorful wedding: the Purple Wedding. The upcoming nuptials will be between King Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson) and Margaery Tyrell (Natalie Dormer).


"It's going to be the wedding of the year, and as memorable in its own way as our wedding last season," author George R.R. Martin told TV Guide. "It's what the fans call the Purple Wedding, based on the color of the wine, which plays a big part."


Look for 77 courses at the feast and "some wonderful halftime entertainment."


Pictures reportedly from the set of "Game of Thrones" leaked on Reddit, leading to wild speculation about the Purple Wedding



Season 4 of "Game Of Thrones" will feature many new faces, including Joel Fry as Hizdahr zo Loraq. Other new additions include Pedro Pascal as the Red Viper, Indira Varma and Mark Gatiss.


No premiere date for "Game of Thrones" Season 4 has been set.



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Kevin Spacey Raises Funds For Performing Arts

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WASHINGTON -- Fundraisers in the nation's capital are overwhelmingly political and tied to the next election cycle, and authenticity can be hard to come across at the high-dollar events.


But the atmosphere at a private dinner Saturday for the Kevin Spacey Foundation at the Mandarin Oriental hotel was far removed from the political wrangling that was taking place less than a mile away as the threat of a government shutdown loomed over the U.S. Capitol.


The purpose of the fundraiser was for actor Kevin Spacey to raise both funds and awareness for his nonprofit, which fosters emerging talent in the performing arts through scholarships and grants. It was also an opportunity to remember Spacey's late friend Jack Lemmon, whom he described as a father figure and "the greatest mentor of my life."


Spacey was just 13 years old when he met the legendary actor at a workshop. He recalled how inspired he was when Lemmon praised his talent and encouraged him to pursue acting as a profession. It took more than 10 years for their paths to cross again, when Spacey was cast alongside Lemmon in a 1986 production of "Long Day's Journey into Night."


"I've had a remarkable career," Spacey said, noting he was able to do everything he wanted from a very young age. "I'm a lucky son of a bitch."


Others are not so fortunate, and Lemmon would often speak about the importance of "sending the elevator back down," Spacey said. Spacey made Lemmon's advice into the motto of his foundation, which launched in 2010.


Kevin Spacey Foundation program director Steve Winter said the organization got its start when Spacey starred in Sam Mendes’ adaptation of "Richard III" at the Old Vic in London two years ago. The organization began holding acting workshops with Spacey as part of a project called "Richard’s Rampage."


Since then, the KSF has launched scholarships with Regent's University in London that cover full tuition fees for a three-year Acting and Global Theater degree. Spacey himself will give a masterclass to the scholars and their classmates every year.


The group also offers grants to help anyone in the U.S. or U.K. get a project off the ground, and on Saturday, the KSF announced a worldwide talent search, dubbed "The Elevator Initiative," which aims to discover a global theater company that will embody the KSF's mission.


"It's people like Jack [Lemmon], it's people like Joe Papp, it's people like Alan Pakula, who in my life took me under their wing, believed in me, gave me a chance, were incredibly positive to me at a really critical moment in my career and my life that I absolutely attribute to why I have a career," Spacey told The Huffington Post. "I would not have a career had it not been for someone like Jack Lemmon."


"He always believed that if you've done well in the business you want to do well in, then it's your obligation to spend a good portion of your time sending the elevator back down to those who want to come up," Spacey added. "So that's what this is about."


Chris Lemmon, the late actor's son, was on hand for the dinner and paid tribute to his father by reenacting some of his most memorable onscreen moments. Spacey also entertained the crowd by crooning classics such as "Ol' Man River" and "Pure Imagination." He performed with a local youth jazz band, once again reminding attendants of the evening's focus: harboring young talent.


Spacey acknowledged to HuffPost that funding for the arts was not a priority at the federal level, with Congress tightening the purse strings more and more each year, but he said he remained optimistic about private donations.


"I realize I'm in a position to raise money while others might not be, but I do think we're going to start to see over the next decade more and more money for the arts and the culture that is so important to all of our nation coming from the private sector and from corporations," he said. "I just think that's how it's going to be."


Though much of the night was devoted to music and remembrance of Lemmon, Spacey, who plays the scheming House Majority Whip Francis Underwood on Netflix's "House of Cards," cracked a few jokes about the current political climate.


He told the crowd that real-life House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) conveniently left the event just as his Democratic counterpart, Maryland Rep. Steny Hoyer, showed up, and joked that "part of the problem is they're never in the same room." (Both congressmen stayed a short while before returning to the Capitol for an all-important vote on funding for the federal government.)


"They don't have a lot to worry about except whether there'll be a government shutdown," Spacey remarked, adding that he believed in both lawmakers.


He didn't spare Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) either, pointing to his marathon speech on the Senate floor last week.


"My understanding is if you filibuster, you can't use the restroom," Spacey told the crowd. "Well, apparently taking the piss in the Senate for 21 hours doesn't count."


It was no wonder then that when HuffPost asked what made for better political theater -- "House of Cards" or the 113th Congress -- Spacey quipped, "Congress is much more unpredictable, and I think funnier."









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Breaking Bad finale draws curtain on series

Any Breaking Bad fan could be forgiven for concluding that Sunday's finale held no major surprises.


That's because this AMC drama series has delivered surprises, shock and "Oh My God" moments dependably since its premiere five seasons ago.


Just like it did on its final episode.


SPOILER ALERT: For those who don't want to be reading how yet, stop reading! And let's take a few moments for you who aren't ready to find out what happened to tear your eyes away from this article.


OK. Ready?


The finale closed the loop on a scene that began Season 5, and found Walt (series star Bryan Cranston) with a beard and a full head of hair at an Albuquerque, New Mexico, Denny's restaurant. There he made a swap for a different car than the Volvo he had stolen and driven cross-country from New Hampshire, where, until the final moments of last week's episode, he was holed up, a most-wanted fugitive from the law. More to the point, Walt in that deal at the Denny's men's room became the owner of a very serious rifle.


The scene, flashing forward several months ahead to Walt's 52nd birthday, was no less tantalizing than bewildering to viewers when it aired. On the finale, it revealed itself as a key piece of the series' finished puzzle.


As the finale began, Walt — cancer-stricken and a hunted man — was headed back home to Albuquerque for a last showdown.


In a byzantine and sinister arrangement with the couple who had become tycoons from a pharmaceutical company Walt co-founded but received no benefit from, Walt made sure his children would get the $10 million drug money he left behind with the couple — or else.


Walt then dropped in on his estranged wife, Skyler (Anna Gunn), who had made it plain she hated him.


"Why are you here?" she asked him coldly.


"It's over," he said, "and I needed a proper goodbye."


After all this time, he justified out loud his descent from life as a meek, ill-paid chemistry teacher to a life as a legendary drug lord. Before, he had always insisted he did it for his family, to leave them provided for after his death from his terminal cancer.


"I did it for me," he declared to Skyler. "I liked it. I was good at it. And I was alive."


Walt's former meth-cooking sidekick, Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul), was still enslaved to a group of bad guys forcing him to cook crystal-meth for them using the laboratory-pristine process Walt had pioneered and prospered with. Walt rescued Jesse: His assault rifle mowed down the bad guys by remote control from the trunk of his car.


Freed, Jesse was last seen speeding off, screaming in hysteria, rage and gratitude. Against all odds, he had lived to face another day.


For Walt, the outcome was much different. As the cops descended at the scene of the mass slaughter to seize him, he was lying on the floor, dead, apparently from a stray bullet from his own rifle. An inadvertent suicide, he had successfully escaped from the law, his foes and the cancer that was stalking him.


And, yes, Walt used the ricin he had held in reserve for ages. He poisoned Lydia Rodarte-Quayle, who had shown the bad judgment to collude with Walt's enemies on more than one occasion. He substituted it for the sweetener she thought she was putting in her tea.


The episode, and series, ended with Badfinger's "Baby Blue" ("Guess I got what I deserve").


So did viewers, with a finale that was surprising in its relative lack of carnage, that tied up loose ends and seemed organically fitting, however outlandish at times ("Breaking Bad" never insisted on stark realism).


The final episode created a buzz on social media. One Twitter feed described it as "the most satisfying series ending for any show on TV, ever."


Many critics have noted the show became better with every season and every episode.


"Breaking Bad saw its audience more than double in the last season," CBC's Louise Martin said.


"It was the most popular non-football program on Sunday nights, with 6.4 million viewers on average," she said.


Written and directed by Vince Gilligan, the series' creator, this series went out as it came in, and stayed: wicked, twisted and wildly creative. Certified with its conclusion as perhaps the best TV drama series of all time, Breaking Bad remained as pure a product as the crystal meth Walt White cooked, to his peril and demise.


Katy Perry Song Describes Thoughts Of Suicide After Russell Brand Split





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The personal struggles Katy Perry faced after her split from Russell Brand are detailed in songs off her upcoming album, "PRISM," including one heartbreaking track about suicidal thoughts.


The 28-year-old songstress discussed her inner battle in a candid interview with Billboard magazine about "PRISM."


Tracks off the work, due out Oct. 22, focus on some of the most devastating moments of her divorce from Brand. In "Ghost," she sings "You sent a text/It's like the wind changed your mind," referencing how Brand dumped her via text message back in 2011. "By the Grace of God" describes Perry lying on the bathroom floor, fending off suicidal thoughts.


"That song is evident of how tough it really was at a certain point," she told Billboard's Ryan McGinley. "I asked myself, 'Do I want to endure? Should I continue living?' All the songs are real-life moments. I can only write autobiographically. I put all the evidence in the music. I tell my fans if they want to know the real truth about stuff, just listen to the songs."


The "Roar" singer and the British comedian met in 2009 and married in 2010. He filed for divorce in 2011, citing "irreconcilable differences."


Perry previously opened up to Vogue about the difficult split back in June, saying she has not spoken to her ex since that fateful text on Dec. 31, 2011.


“At first when I met him he wanted an equal, and I think a lot of times strong men do want an equal, but then they get that equal and they’re like, I can’t handle the equalness," she said. She added, "I felt a lot of responsibility for it ending, but then I found out the real truth, which I can’t necessarily disclose because I keep it locked in my safe for a rainy day. I let go and I was like: This isn’t because of me; this is beyond me. So I have moved on from that.”


These days, Perry told Elle Canada she practices Transcendental Meditation and makes sure to keep balance in her life.



Need help? In the U.S., call 1-800-273-8255 for the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.


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Jessica Alba Shows Some Sexy Midriff Action

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Jessica Alba must really want the Hollywood Tuna MILF of the Year title, because she’s been seriously stepping up the hotness in 2013. Here she is at the LA premiere of her new movie A.C.O.D., which apparently stands for “Adult Child of Divorce.”


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Review: 'We Are Men' is as lazy as its characters

My mother taught me to begin any criticism with a compliment, so here it is: CBS' new comedy "We Are Men" lasts only half an hour and stars four likable performers, including Tony Shalhoub and Kal Penn.


Now for the criticism. "We Are Men" lasts an entire half-hour and stars four likable performers, including Tony Shalhoub and Kal Penn.


Television prides itself on allowing the writer to be king, and that is never more clear than when a show is far better cast than it is conceived. Shalhoub in particular is an actor who can sell just about anything.


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A dippy Italian cabbie guest spot in "Wings"? You're now a regular character. A super sleuth with a laundry list of neuroses in "Monk"? Television will change entirely to celebrate you. The bad guy in "Spy Kids," the Arab cop in "The Siege," heck, Shalhoub even did decent work in "Thir13en Ghosts," a feat that borders on the miraculous.


So when he appears in "We Are Men," even as the lecherous, multiple-divorced older dude anchoring the show's quartet of guys who are rediscovering the pleasure of the single life, you think, for a second, things might be OK.


But they're not. They're not OK. As Frank Russo, Shalhoub is forced to ogle young women, say predictable things about marriage (apparently some men find it confining) and make Asian-girl jokes. (Seriously, enough with the Asian-girl jokes this fall. Enough.)


Oh, he gives it his best, managing to make his lines seem slightly less offensive than similar things being said over on "Dads," but in the end, that only makes it worse. Shows like this shouldn't happen to actors like him.


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"We Are Men," which was created by Rob Greenberg, opens with a wedding, which is never a good sign; there is something about tulle that does not mix well for plot. Like (the much better though recently canceled) "Happy Endings," "We Are Men" kicks off with a guy dumped at the altar.


Carter (Chris Smith), callow and unemployed but apparently doing OK financially, moves into an Oakwood-type full-service apartment complex of the sort people in transition favor. There he meets Frank and Stuart (Jerry O'Connell), multiple-divorce survivors who have given up the fight, and Gil (Penn), a philanderer who would actually like his marriage back. Though they all ostensibly have jobs — Frank's a "successful clothing manufacturer," Stuart an OB/GYN and Gil "a small businessman" — they seem to spend most of their time lounging poolside, discussing the many failings of marriage and women in general.


Women, it appears, make men do all sorts of things they don't want to do. Like go to farmers markets and dinner parties. Women are controlling, grasping and manipulative. They're fun to have sex with, sure, but at the end of the day, a man needs his bros to feel whole.


When Carter and Gil feebly protest this conclusion, they are made to sound, and look, like idiots.


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It's difficult to imagine a woman alive whose feelings would be hurt, or sensibilities offended, by "We Are Men." If guys like these would actually go live in a gated apartment complex separate from the rest of the community, venturing out only for the occasional one-night stand and/or bucket of wings, the world would be a much better place. Certainly, everyone could stop getting breast implants.


Men, on the other hand, might be a little stung, a tiny bit outraged. They might begin to feel that comedy has turned against them. Certainly, this fall has trotted out a more motley crew of absurdly flawed and ridiculously inept guys than we've seen in a while.


Men may be starting to reconsider the whole man-cave mentality, with its troubling emphasis on the cave (heroic deeds are rarely done in caves, neither was Plato fond of them). Men might think that a show so confident of embodying the masculine ethos that it calls itself "We Are Men" should be better than this.


Or, you know, they might just love it.


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'We Are Men'


Where: CBS


When: 8:30 p.m. Monday


Rating: TV-PG-DL (may be unsuitable for young children with advisories for suggestive dialogue and coarse language)


mary.mcnamara@latimes.com