We know what you're thinking: ANOTHER book about meat stretching?


"The Meat Stretcher Cook Book" is just one of the ridiculous books Jimmy Fallon presented in his semi-annual "Do Not Read" list on Thursday. That, plus a book about getting rid of dead bodies and a SUPER creepy piano teacher made this edition a particularly disturbing one.


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  • The Manly Art Of Knitting


    There's just something so manly about knitting atop a horse. (Via <a href="http://justmako.tumblr.com/post/16681936693/someone-please-get-this-book-for-me" target="_hplink">Tumblr: justmako</a>)




  • Fancy Coffins


    Finally, a guide to building your dream coffin for your slowly decaying corpse! (Via <a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-book-covers-and-titles/" target="_hplink">Bored Panda</a>)




  • Living With Crazy Buttocks


    A look at how one can live with such insane buttocks. (Via <a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96479.aspx" target="_hplink">Oddee</a>)




  • How To Date A White Woman


    This book has no doubt led to countless loving relationships. (Via <a href="http://izismile.com/2009/10/29/the_most_crazy_books_titles_11_pics.html" target="_hplink">Izismile</a>)




  • How To Good-Bye Depression


    If you constrict what? WHAT IS THIS BOOK ABOUT? (Via <a href="http://www.robotnine.com/2009/03/24-odd-and-funny-book-titles-and-covers.html" target="_hplink">Robot Nine</a>)




  • The Chicken Whisperer's Guide To Keeping Chickens


    Someone out there is professionally known as "The Chicken Whisperer." Also, here's a picture of a chicken's butt if you were on the fence of about buying this. (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Whisperers-Guide-Keeping-Chickens/dp/1592537286/ref=sr_1_14?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333468240&sr=1-14" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)




  • Identifying Wood


    Never wonder if something is wooden again! (Via <a href="http://funnybookcovers.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/r-bruce-hoadley-identifying-wood-1990/" target="_hplink">Funny Book Covers</a>)




  • Drink As Much As You Want And Live Longer


    The sequel to the wildly popular "Eat And Smoke As Much As You Want And Live Forever." (Via <a href="http://funnybookcovers.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/frederick-m-beyerlein-drink-as-much-as-you-want-and-live-longer-1999-2/" target="_hplink">Funny Book Covers</a>)




  • How To Avoid Huge Ships


    Insider knowledge from a real ship captain. (Via <a href="http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/09/09/book-of-the-day-a-proposed-patron-saint-for-failcamp/" target="_hplink">The Adventures Of Accordian Guy In The 21st Century</a>)




  • How To Sh*t In The Woods


    An educational book for this timeless artform. (Via <a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-book-covers-and-titles/" target="_hplink">Bored Panda</a>)




  • How To Beat Your Dad At Chess


    How conveniently specific. (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Beat-Your-Chess-Gambit/dp/1901983056/ref=sr_1_685?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333554682&sr=1-685" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)




  • Pornogami


    A complete guide to erotically folded paper. (Via <a href="http://izismile.com/2009/10/29/the_most_crazy_books_titles_11_pics.html" target="_hplink">Izismile</a>)




  • How To Cook WIthout A Book


    Learn how to cook without the help of a cookbook in this easy-to-read cookbook! (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Cook-Without-Book-Techniques/dp/0767902793/ref=sr_1_761?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333555082&sr=1-761" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)




  • Knitting With Dog Hair


    The author raises a good point. Better you wear a sweater from the hair of a dog you know and love than from some random sheep. (Via <a href="http://www.robotnine.com/2009/03/24-odd-and-funny-book-titles-and-covers.html" target="_hplink">Robot Nine</a>)




  • Microwave Recipes For One


    Quickly heat up a good meal and try to briefly forget about your crippling loneliness. (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Recipes-One-Annette-Yates/dp/0716020440/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333558650&sr=1-3" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)




  • Bombproof Your Horse


    Always make sure to bombproof your horses before letting them out. (Via <a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96479.aspx" target="_hplink">Oddee</a>)




  • Make Your Own Sex Toys


    50 quick and easy DIY projects. (Via <a href="http://izismile.com/2009/10/29/the_most_crazy_books_titles_11_pics.html" target="_hplink">Izismile</a>)




  • How To Pay Zero Taxes


    Don't forget to check out the sequel: "How To Cope WIth An Extensive Audit" (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Pay-Zero-Taxes-2012/dp/0071778756/ref=sr_1_772?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333555286&sr=1-772" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)




  • Reusing Old Graves


    We'd rather not know the details in this book. (Via <a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96479.aspx" target="_hplink">Oddee</a>)




  • How To Write A How To Write Book


    This just blew our minds. (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-write-how-book/dp/0955555701/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333558939&sr=1-1" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)




  • It's Easy To Play Classical Themes


    WATCH OUT FOR BEETHOVEN, KID! (Via <a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-book-covers-and-titles/" target="_hplink">Bored Panda</a>)