"Sexy" Burt & Ernie Costumes
On second thought, maybe they <em>should</em> cut funding to PBS.
"Ring Toss" Costume
The hat that says "Winner gets a free ride" is pretty much the worst.
The Nip Slip
Is it still a "slip" if you do it on purpose?
Condom Dispenser
At least he's promoting safe sex.
Female Inflatable Doll
Yeah... This could get awkward.
Walking Sex
Now you can make people uncomfortable all night long.
"Anna Rexia" Costume
Because eating disorders are meant to be portrayed as sexy and hilarious, right?
Just A Penis
Word to the wise: make sure you take your penis costume for a trial run at the local library before hitting the sidewalk.
Giant Boob
At least he knows what he is.
Google Boobs
Feeling lucky?
Middle Finger
Facial expression not included.
"Anita Sedative" Costume
When you're wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it's probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints.
"Happy Morning" Costume
It's not surprising that this one's on clearance for $7.99.
Pussy Magnet
We sort of feel like this guy wasn't looking for cats.
Holy Sh*t
Don't worry, there are more dirty puns where that came from.
Free Mammograms
As long as there's no copay.
Mangina
If you wear this, it's the closest you'll come to seeing one that night.
Naked Grandmother
Why is the blacked-out tooth part of it?
"The Shocker" Costume
Make sure you include the hand gestures so you get the point across that you're a complete douche.
Tampax
Ladies?
Heartbreak Clown Thong
Dressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been ... sexier?
Sexy American Indian
Pocahantas didn't even dress this sexy.
"Dept. Of Erections" Costume
For a con, he looks pretty pleased with himself.
"Beastiality" Costume
No more beer for this guy.
Poop
Looking like sh*t has never been so cute.
Banana Flasher
Of all the costumes that scream "I have a penis!" this has got to be the most frightening.
"Droopers" Costume
Would you take a shot with this guy?
"Sperm Man" Costume
We don't even want to know what his superpowers are.
The 69
For those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long.
A Knight To Remember
EEEEWWWWWW.
???
Just in case you wanted to dress up as "WTF" this Halloween.
The "Biggest Show On Earth"
Nothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch. (Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
"Country Lovin"
The commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version.
Used Pad Man
Steady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow.
Trash Can Baby
He has low self-esteem.
Birthing Woman
Now your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long.
Franzia
Wine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever.
Hung Like A Horse
Real subtle.
Vibrator
Dild'oh!
Toilet Time
These guys must really, really love each other.
Penis Man
In case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year.
Sexy Etch-A-Sketch
We feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night.
The Human Centipede
Halloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume.
Vagina Dentata
A feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere.
Unkempt Lifeguard?
WHY?
"Zombie Fetus" Costume
When you decide to pull off an extremely creepy costume, it's best to let your attitude match it. Yeah, it's a dead baby but she's cool with it.
Beer Dispensing Boobs
Let's see the St. Pauly Girl do this.
"Rub Me" Genie
More like Alad-<em>don't</em>.
Hitler?!
We've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away.
Snake Charmer
Sometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume.
Furries??
We're not quite sure what these are...but we have a feeling they're NSFW.
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