Someone give this pumpkin a blazer and put in front of a brick wall, because he was clearly meant to be a bad stand-up comic from the 80s.


Meet Herman Blue, the only squash-based comedian (that we know of) and star of this imaginative, stop-motion short by Ian Mark Stewart.


Come for the hilariously bad jokes, stay because he's a pumpkin.



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  • PSY "Gangnam Style"


    Heyyyyyyyy, sexy pumpkin!




  • Ron Swanson


    Leave him some bacon and eggs.




  • Jason Sudeikis


    The "SNL" veteran gets a Halloween tribute.




  • LOL Cat


    Everything we've come to expect from this meme.




  • Blues Brothers


    The coolest cats in town.




  • David Letterman


    We think Dave would approve.




  • AC Slater


    It's all right!




  • My Little Pony


    Not just for bronies.




  • Homer Simpson


    The candle is perfectly situated.




  • Ron Burgundy


    "I'm a pumpkin?"




  • Conan Pumpkin


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  • Seinfeld


    The whole gang is back together again.




  • Joe Biden


    The nose detail just makes this pumpkin so much more lovable.




  • Michael Jackson


    The ultimate Jack-O-Lantern.




  • The Hunger Games


    May the odds be in your favor (in terms of candy consumption).




  • Roseanne Barr


    We can almost hear her laugh.




  • Mitt Romney


    He's seeing stars.




  • "Archer" Characters


    Sterling Archer and bonus Lana Kane.




  • Dwight From "The Office"


    Jim's ultimate prank?




  • Bill Cosby


    We hope he finds his counterpart Phylicia Rashad pumpkin.




  • Jean-Luc Picard


    "Star Trek" fans rejoice.




  • "The Walking Dead"


    What could be better for Halloween than a whole mess of zombies?




  • R2D2


    This is definitely the droid you're looking for.




  • Walter White From "Breaking Bad"


    "I am the one who knocks, not you, trick-or-treaters."




  • Batman


    Or, the Not-So-Dark Knight.




  • Bender From "Futurama"


    Bonus points for getting the antenna right.




  • Jon Stewart


    Look at that hair!




  • Super Mario


    There's no better Mario than a flying Mario (with raccoon tail, of course).




  • Tim Tebow


    Great likeness, but we can't help but wonder why he isn't in his signature position.




  • Fail Whale


    Commemorating Twitter in real life.




  • Beavis And Butthead


    Classic.




  • Sam Waterson


    What can we say, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jack-mirkinson/the-newsroom-season-finale-recap-the-greater-fool_b_1832252.html">he's back!</a>




  • Don Draper


    He'll get to spend most of his nights lit, much like the actual Don Draper.




  • Obama O'Lantern


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  • Darth Vader


    The intricacies of this helmet are amazing.




  • Joffrey From "Game Of Thrones"


    Creepy kids are the worst.




  • Steve Jobs


    There's nothing better than a tribute pumpkin.




  • Oregon Trail


    Other pumpkins in series include cholera, snake bite, measles, pneumonia, and drowning via attempting to ford the river instead of coughing up a few bucks for a ferry.




  • Nyan Pumpkin


    Be sure to also play the Nyan Cat song on repeat.




  • "Mad Men"


    We can hear the theme song in our heads every time we see this.




  • Justin Bieber


    Oh my gourd.




  • Troll!


    Still as freaky as ever.




  • Sarah Palin


    Is this an impressive Jack-O-Lantern? You betcha!




  • Stephen Colbert


    Even on a pumpkin, the guy stays in character.




  • Mr. Burns


    The best part is his glowing, devilish eyes.




  • Rick Astley


    You'll never give up, let down or "run around and desert" this pumpkin.




  • Iron Man


    The sequel to this pumpkin wasn't nearly as good.




  • The Magic School Bus


    Ms. Frizzle would be proud.




  • Wallace & Gromit


    It's official: Wallace and Gromit can do no wrong.




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