Not sure if this was the best way to go with the "Carrie" remake, but it certainly makes it different... and you WILL remember her name.



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  • Serial Killers


    Sorry, ladies. If you've committed three or more murders, dudes are just not into that. Stop killing now if you don't want to die alone.




  • Women With Knives For Hands


    Look, men just do not have the patience to deal with a woman who has sharp knives for hands. If there's one thing men don't like, it's getting cut or stabbed by knife hands.




  • Women Who Regularly Try To Swallow Fruits Or Vegetables Whole Like A Snake


    If you're on a date, you might think it's cute or sexy to try to stick an entire apple in your mouth and swallow without chewing, but the guy will likely say "No thank you" and move on to a woman who eats an apple in small bites.




  • A Bag Of Nacho Cheese Doritos


    No man wants to take a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos to a nice dinner at Red Lobster. Especially when the Doritos are constantly nagging. Nag, nag, nag-- shut up, Doritos!




  • A Woman Who Thinks Trader Joe's Is Called Trader Jones No Matter How Many Times You Correct Her


    Whatever you do, DON'T do that.




  • A Woman Who Constantly Sets Small Household Fires


    Ladies, he's already putting out all kinds of fires at the office, don't make him put out literal fires in his personal life.




  • Ursula From The Little Mermaid Or Similar Half-Octopus-Half Women Combos


    If you want to land a man, don't be so cruel to the gentle merfolk.




  • The Winged Victory Of Samothrace


    She doesn't have a head! And she's made of marble. Men hate that.




  • Women With Exploding Heads


    If you're a woman with an exploding head, you create a dangerous situation for any guy you're on a date with. Get that taken care of pronto.




  • Werewolves


    If you're turning into a wolf, don't expect to be turning your casual fling into a serious relationship.




  • Women Who Are Just Constantly Punching


    Men really don't like being constantly punched. Get your punching habit in check or you can forget that second date.